Some naija girls try to market and sell the
"real man" to some poor unsuspecting dude,
any dude that swallows this pill will
immediately start acting like some robot, the
"real man" is not supposed to do this and
that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl
you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life,
suckered into the myth that all men are
supposed to behave in some way, which is
infact a bid to control you, you should be
pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated
wimps in the past, broke up with them
because he behaves like a puppet, meet you,
Sleeps with you to spite him and then tries AGAIN
to turn you into the former BF by selling the
pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG…..watch out for words like….."your
mates out there"…."real men are……" or
trying to make you watch some romance
movie or telemundo, then she will hold up the
characteristics of the main guy who is
soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life
and has had 40 divorces….watch at your own
peril, if premiership season is off, watch NBA,
if its off season, plug your playstation, if none
is available, give her the remote and take a
nap.
2. The "need to be taken care of" mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff
like…i need a guy who can take care of
me….well, nothing is wrong with that, but
they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some
dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll
whenever i hear that shit and should be
surprised when they are treated as such,
what happened to striving to get yours, the
days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its
equal rights now…of cos there wil be
occasions now and then when, but don't act
like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a
jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.
3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon
as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes
darting around, all over you, searching for a
clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then
what happened to meeting a person first and
knowing him then seeing if you like him or
not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a
mile away, but usually when i am drunk
enough or just unfortunate to cross their
path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel
like just cutting it short and walking away,
but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse
about how my phone battery is flat, collect
their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly
proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest
dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness…..what do they
have in common…..they are not sexually
transmitted, so next time you are in a car and
feel like the world is yours, when you get
kicked out you will end up with nada, so get
yours, the fact that you are sleeping. With each other
doesn't mean shit.
5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start dating, guy spends
heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy,
girl leaves guy……..guy is hurt bad,
everybody tells him he is a man, so move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank
account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with
Finer attributes, guy dumps girl, girl screams
blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in
the eye of the public, that is so naija girl, its
unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup,
hook another one, that's the spirit.
6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need
one thing or the other, some see it as a way of
testing your love.
Quite insane
7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphone, mercy Johnson, kim,
k, ,,…that's the end, go deeper and you jam a
brick wall, without a helmet you might get
migraine for life, some of these girls are
dumb as a door nail,, keep it up, keep steve
jobs family rich and complain when you are
50 and single.
Posted By David Aniemeka
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