Friday 17 January 2014

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon On Gay Marriages Ban In Nigeria “Obama Has Pooh-Poohed His Mumbo-Jumbo”

The oganla of grammar, the one and only honourable
Patrick Obahiagbon has lent his voice to the recent
gay marriages ban in Nigeria.
Read his reaction to the ban below:
"Alas oppressionism has befuddled the appendage of
the innocent gayous Nigerian. I am overghastedly
flabberwhelmed at the current social media crinkum-
krankum set ablaze in the furnace gargantuan gaga
fully odoriferous and bugabooish in this phase and
time.
The drama is combustible. The police, our most
obliquyous Machiavellian baga-bubu has begun their
disdain of molestation. The legal intercontinental
ballistic missile unsaphronisationistically unleashed
by Mr President has caused a global rejection,
commotion, and OBAMA has pooh-poohed his
mumbo-jumbo.
Nigeria has maniacally accepted a perfidious
hockery-pockery of a legalisationism whilst ignoring
the poverty portraits on that bewildered, repugnant,
wretched faces of the earth.
This is not terra ferma for me and it is clearly a terra
incognito. The discobolus generated by the sola-
campus nuances is flawless like the biblical 'MENE,
MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN'.
Now the country is in a political Bermuda Triangle
and if we do not take very urgent and responsible
steps to meander the interstices of eschewable
cataracts, land mines waterfronts, icebergs and ox
bow lakes of the gay ban, the ship of the Nigerian
state has all the capacities and possibilities of
berthing in the disastrous and pestilential aqua of a
terminus aquem"
Wetin consign Obama now….. Seriously we need an
interpreter for this grammar bomb. I no fit interpret
am well.
Obahiagbon don vex oooooo egba wa o…Which side
is he on now.
Any interpreter in the house?

Sent From David Aniemeka

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