Ten Categories Of Girlfriends

1. The Ones Who Change Men Like
Bathroom Slipppers
While you are still wearing a bathroom
slippers, some ladies must have changed up
to 3 boyfriends.. They feel they are on top of
the game because so many male suitors are
chasing them here and there. You have to be
tactical in dealing with these ladies else, they
will dump you without any reason
2. Eatery Lovers
The ones who love eateries as if their lives
depend on it. They are always available at the
mention of eatery. Even when they don't have
appetite, they will still point to expensive
foods which they cannot even eat. Many at
times, not even loss of appetite will stop
them from feeding as if there's famine in d
land
3. Girlfriend Who Tags You Stingy When
You Are Prudent In Spending
Some girlfriends expect you to do the needful
at the mention of money. When some ladies
ask you for money twice and you them
excuses, you are tagged "STINGY" The
moment she realizes you are prudent in
spending, she keeps telling you indirectly or
tell her friends that you are a stingy dude
4. Gold Diggers
Even if you don't have that much money, you
may still encounter girls that are interested in
the last kobo you have in your pocket. A tell
tale sign of a gold digger is the lack of a job. If
some ladies have no motivation to support
themselves, then odds are that their goal is to
exercise their maga-rizm skill on you.
Regardless of your financial situation, you
should run the other way cos she'll size you
up within the first five minutes and drop you
just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet
her standards.
5. Girlfriend Who Remembers You in
Time Of Need
The moment some so called girlfriends start
flashing you repeatedly, you can be sure she
needs a favour from you ** smh**
6. Girlfriend Who Weeps Over Anything
These are the categories of ladies who cry like
babies at any slight provocation. The break
down in tears when anything silly or bad
happens.. She sees you with another lady,
she will cry; you shout at her, she will cry; she
lost her purse, she will cry. She will cry more
ridiculous tears as the relationship wears on.
Run from them !
7. Girlfriends Who Are Obsessed With
Marriage
Many ladies are infatuated with the idea of
marriage. They've planned out their lives to
the finest silly details and they see happiness
as some sort that
they can create certain steps that they must
have two children by the time they're 32 and
they had better be living in a cute house with
a house maid who does good impressions.
Needless I say, If any lady mentions making a
family or getting married before you've even
gotten to know her, run away !.
8 The Chronic Cheaters
The chronic cheaters announce their history
of infidelity as if she takes pride in it. This
type is easy to detect and get away from
quickly. They are more cunning and they
cheat without ever admitting to it even when
you confront them directly. In this case, your
only chance of finding out the truth is by
asking someone who knows her well and
whom you think you
can trust.
9 Secret Keepers
These one who are unnecessary secretive.
However, they hide everything, fb password,
phone lock password, inbox messages ( just
name it). They start feeling very
uncomfortable when you are going through
their phones . Ask for their social network
password and they would threat to call the
relationship a quit because you don't trust
them
10 High Maintenance Chic
If she breaks a nail, she expects you to drop
everything you're doing and start consoling
her immediately. She acts like a dummy
maybe because their dads always told her
she was a princess and she expects to be
treated like one. Although she's not
necessarily after your money like the Gold
Digger, she has expensive taste, and expects
you to shower her with nice things and take
her out to posh places on a regular basis.
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Posted By David Aniemeka