Eight Types Of People You Meet At Ikeja Computer Village

I know you might have seen
or come across these sets of
people …
They are the "Badest Guy
Ever Liveth " In Ikeja

1. THE " YOU WAN BUY ,

YOU WAN SELL CREW " :
These sets of people are those that have all
the products you want; name it , they have it
all,
ranging from phones , charger , battery to ear
piece .
You need food… ?? They also help with that,
bread and akara , rice and beans.

Jack of all trades

2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW :

When I mention fufu , you might be thinking
its your locally made fufu or chow…

But its different,you walk up to them that you
need a phone.
You both agree on a price but at the end of
the day,
You get an inbuilt fufu phone …They pass
apple self.

I tell you sey I dey hungry ??

3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW

These sets of people are the "Badoo" …

They show you their phone , you test the
phone and confirm the perfection of the
phone.
After you might have paid , one badt guy will
just walk up to you telling you and the seller
that he has his own share in the phone
money you just paid for … "na em papa hand
you buy am … I wonder oooo".

Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt
guy) will start arguing and he will later tell
you that he's not selling again and by this,
refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the
money… Paper don dey act like currency

4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW"

These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria.
You see them with their black lips like
Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo)
They will be the person telling you how good
their cream is ..
Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing
throat … Why im no use am..lol

5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS
ENLARGEMENT CREW"

I was having a walk that day when I heard
this dude telling a pregnant woman to flatten
her belly.

Wetin she wan flatten, the unborn child I You
be Midwife?

6. THE "OGA NPE EEEH (BOSS DEY CALL
YOU) CREW" :

These are made of 3 weird looking dudes ,
they walk up to you, call your attention and
tell you their boss is calling you
Their boss self go kon dey form ??… " Ain't u
the person am calling ….Oya dey slap urself ..

At the end of the day.. YOU settle them just to
let sleeping dogs lie …

7. THE "REPAIR YOUR PHONE AND
LAPTOP CREW" :

These people do all phones and laptops , just
like the "You wan buy you wan sell crew ".
They ain't specialized in a field.

They repair, format, install O.S , buy , sell ,
upgrade , downgrade , fix laptops and
phones .

They are the talented Unskillful niggas in
Ikeja

8. THE" BROTHER I MISS ROAD CREW " :

Just like house of Ajebo joke , a man well
dressed in suit, fitted tie , Italian shoe, will
start telling you how he was going to a place ,
ran out of cash , he's a student of so so so….
school … " Story for the gods " … Na money
im sha need ..
New technique of begging … You go still see
am the second day … doing the same thing ..

" Na everyday u dey travel ??

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Posted By David Aniemeka