The Chief of
Staff, Edo
State
Government
House, Hon.
Patrick
Obahiagbon
made a new
year resolution
that he will
start speaking
pidgin, the
year is still
early and he has already started his big grammaer,
he has reacted to Nigerian/Chelsea midfielder, John
Mikel Obi's CAF award loss, he considers
it……….well, whatever you make of his speech.
Quote
"I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and
flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum
crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards
culminating in an od oriferous saga cum
gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of CAF in
crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own
prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that
must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo
sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the
apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only
repugnant but also insalubrious!
I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of
the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the
sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the
odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and
mephistophelean cabal in the Confederation? With
this state of affairs, i dare say that African football
is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a
disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden
with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow
Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!"
Story by Joy Akosa/Nigeriafilms.com
Sent From David Aniemeka
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